Callipo Lolly Tantrum
[I see my 5 year old nephew Eli has a Callipo lolly. I want one]
Me: Eli’s got a Callipo?? Ah Ma, can I have a Callipo?
Mum: No, Amy, you can have a rocket lolly.
Me: BUT I DON’T WANT A ROCKET LOLLY, I WANT A CALLIPO!
Mum: You’ve already had two today!
Me: SO? I WANT ANOTHER ONE!
Dad: You’ve had two?! You can have another one tomorrow.
Me: THAT’S SO UNFAIR
Eli: HAHA I’ve got a Callipo Lolly and you haven’t!!
Me: YOU ALL SUCKĀ [Storms off]