This Means War
Me: I want to see that ‘This means War’ film
Dad: What’s that about then?
Me: It’s about two spies who fall in love with Reese Witherspoon, actually-
Dad: OH, NOT THAT RUBBISH, Amy! I’ve seen that advertised, it looks terrible!
Me: I know, but I still want to see it! I’m curious, it could be-
Dad: You just want to see bloody Kirk, that’s what it is!
Me: [Blushing] No, no I don’t! I don’t fancy him!
Dad: OHHH come on, yes, you do!
Me: [blushing more] I don’t!
Dad: ‘Ooh he’s so lovely, ooh’
Vic: Yeah, you do!
Me: NO! I fancy Karl Urban!
Dad: AND KIRK!
ME: HIS NAME IS CHRIS PINE
Dad: HA! You DO fancy him!
Me: What, because I know what his name is??
Dad: Yep; them’s the rules.
